can you believe I've lived in this town for a year and I had never heard of Botox? it's a wonder drug-injection, that comes from magical portugese pigs. wait ( my assistant is whispering in my ear....) the pigs don't have to be magical ? they don't have to be portugese either? wait...... it' s not even really from pigs? it's a form of pig - based botulism ? that's pretty gross, and yet this town is swarming with recipients, all of whom look like drones. they say it's extremely painful to have the procedure done. there are numerous needles that are stuck into your face. seems like a a bunch of shite-- until the sweet sweet feeling of paralysis kicks in and smoothes out those wrinkles. that's something to long for, isn't it ? two to three month facial paralysis by potentially deadly bacteria grown from swine. here's a quote from the cdc: "All forms of botulism can be fatal and are considered medical emergencies." fuck it though -- you look MARVELOUS ! thing is those people who've received it may look younger but aren't geting work in hollywood 'cause their face can't successfully emote anymore. it's all mouth and nose movements. doesn't that sound freakish ? if you see someone who has it, it looks freakish, like an alien. wow - this town just gets better and better.