I didn't mean to turn you on

I, kool bobby, have this problem lately with driving women crazy. i may have had this amazing power before, but I never really noticed it. maybe 'cause now I'm in hollywood surrounded by gorgeous models at every turn. did I say surrounded by gorgeous models ? I sure did.

what is it about me that draws them near and excites them so? my warm, deep and complex green eyes? my hunkish gait? maybe it's the fact that I submerge my undercarriage in cool water cologne. whatever the case, the ladies scream after me. someone help me. how can I keep them at bay? kool bobby only has time for one lover per day. ok maybe two, but that's it.