Affleck fun-time continues !!

you know he had his own website with pictures and shit everywhere. quite fitting, really. what a tool. he hired a friend of a friend to run it for him. no joke. I saw it like 2 years ago and it was AWFUL. then, recently, I realized that it was awfully-funny in a way that validates him as a certified tool. of course when I went back to it, he had probably either a) caught wind of the smell of cheese coming from it, or b) someone who actually cares for him told him of it's scent du frommage, and , thus, he took it off the web. but someone, somewhere may have an old cached copy of it somewhere. if so, please let us know. comedy depends on it.

The Official Ben Affleck Website gives us a teasing glimpse into the pre-site designs, including (gasp!) ben's hand-written plans for the site ( ooh I'm wet ) but, alas, no site in sight.

to punish him for this, here's a ben affleck joke contest:

put in a punchline to this joke and let's see who can come up with the best one.

here's the lead-in:

what's the difference between the "drunk" ben affleck and the new "clean-and-sober" ben affleck ?