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News from the Star Wars Network:

george lucas apparently took a soft and quick poo today, according to an unnamed source from deep within the Lucas compound. "he whistled upon shutting the door, which is usually a good sign", said the source, revealing himself only as "eppy-2".

eppy-2 did not say if the poo or its after effects on Lucas will have any bearing on the upcoming May release of Star Wars - Episoide 2 : Attack of the Clones, which is due out in May. The film will be shown in theater's at that time. In May.


in other news, one of the bushes within the Lucas compound has died. known as TRX - 1138.289-45, the plant was dug out of the ground and promptly removed from the property. A throng of Lucas supporters seemed to gather outside the compound all wearing memorial orange suits, until it was later discovered that the group was actually inmates performing roadside clean-up.

the source did not speculate if the bush's passing will effect the upcoming May release of Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of The Clones, which is due out in May. Nor was it stated whether the orange suited inmates saw any inside footage of the new film from their roadside view. The film, Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of The Clones, is set to release at theaters nationwide in May.

stay tuned !