memo to tostitos

thick and chunky salsa
must be fresh and kept in the cold section
for me to purchase. your half assed attempt
to lure me further into your processed world
has failed. your salsa is like ketchup with funky fake veggies.
your chips may have gotten me through the last century-
but it's a new world now.
salty, bland, and tired.
fuck off ! you maker of shitty chips and salsa.